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Ringing In The 2K6 With Unfortunate Fashion Choices

Looks like the Laguna kids are doing their best to start 2006 off the way they ended 2005...on the worst dressed lists.

Here's a picture of Kristin wearing a really cute shirt. Oh-- wait...what? Ohhhh, I get it. Apparently, the kids these days are wearing dresses so short they're easily confused with shirts. Clearly, K-Cav is on top of (but barely covered by) the trend:



Kristin's former lovahhh, Talan, also makes unfortunate fashion choices. Hmmm...Maybe in addition to long walks on the beach, awkward conversation and shrimp cocktails, K-Cav and our favorite Karmic scholar shared "how not to dress" tips...



The Fug Girls offered the following observation:

"Talan, Talan, Talan, Talan, Talan. You really do seem like a nice kid. And I am very glad you realized that marrying Kimberly Stewart after knowing her for two weeks was probably not the smartest decision you ever made in your young life.
Unfortunately, neither was this jacket.
I get where you're going with it, I do. But it's a little...Allegedly Sexually Threatening European Tennis Pro In An 80s Teen Movie, don't you think? I feel like it calls for some very short, tight white shorts, copiuous chest hair, and a mustache. None of which you have. And thank God, really. And since you don't appear to be planning on getting a job at the club in order to leer at nubile yet surprisingly-flabby-in-retrospect teens sporting crimped hair, terry cloth headbands and high-waisted pants, let's leave this jacket out of the equation, too, shall we?"

posted by Cail @ 9:51 AM