K-Tal ENGAGED!
Kimbalan? Talwart? K-Tal? How about just plain MIND-BOGGLING.
Various news sources are reporting the engagement of Talan Torriero and Kimberly Stewart...They even confirmed it to Perez Hilton, who (as always) had the news hot, fresh, and firsthand:
Though they've been dating less than a week, "Laguna Beach" yummy boy Talan Torriero and Kimberly Stewart are engaged!!! For real!
When they first told us, we naturally assumed they were pulling our long Cuban chain, but the two insist that the engagement is for real and not a joke. However, these two are smart, media savvy cookies and they know that they've just bought themselves tons of free press!
According to Perez, a Vegas wedding could be in the works. Wait-- didn't K-Stew once say that that never works out?
Entertainment Tonight chimes in:
ET has confirmed that KIMBERLY STEWART is engaged to "Laguna Beach" cast member TALAN TORRIERO. The 26-year-old daughter of rocker ROD STEWART recently split from "Girls Gone Wild" producer JOE FRANCIS. She was previously engaged to musician CISCO ADLER back in autumn of 2004. No word yet on a wedding date for Kimberly and Talan.
TVGasm says:
In a statement to TVgasm, Ms. Stewart said, "When we hit that car, my life flashed before my eyes. And as we drove away from the scene of the crime, I suddenly realized that I really like purple. Oh look! Tin foil!"
No word from Mr. Torriero, but insiders say his impulsive romance has been developing on schedule and should dovetail quite nicely with the inevitable breakup and drug habit.
People Magazine adds their two cents:Kimberly Stewart and MTV's Laguna Beach hunk Talan Torriero are getting married, the reality star's publicist has confirmed to PEOPLE. "He's engaged," according to Torriero's rep, Jack Ketsoyan, who says the pair have been dating for two months. Late Wednesday night, Stewart, 26, and
Torriero, 19, showed up at an XBox 360 party at a private home in Beverly Hills,
where Stewart showed off her 5-carat diamond Neil Lane engagement ring to
buddies Paris and Nicky Hilton. A friend of Torriero's tells PEOPLE: "He told me
he really likes her and they're having a good time."
I say:
Nothing. Witty commentary completely escapes me at the moment. I'm even tempted to say that she looks good in those pictures. Is that what (gulp) love does to a girl?
Although I do wonder if Talan's new family crest tattoo is what did it for Kimbo....
Pictures courtesy of Perez and People.
posted by Cail @ 8:29 AM
2 Comments:
LOL -- I was thinking the same thing about Kimberly looking somewhat good in those pictures...
What. In. The. Fuck.
That's all I have to say on this one.
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