Page Six Chimes In
Page Six, among my first stops for gossip in the morning, has chimed in on the Kimberlan romance today. Their take on things?KIMBERLY Stewart, 26, is in a hurry to marry "Laguna Beach" reality show star Talan Torriero, 19. They announced their engagement yesterday. "Talan's mother is hysterically crying. She is not happy," said a source. "They are getting their paperwork together to get married in Vegas this weekend. They want to do it right away" — presumably before the passion fades. Stewart, daughter of rock legend Rod, just broke up with "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis. She was betrothed to Mischa Barton's new beau, Cisco Adler, earlier this year.
After a day of reflection, thought and a couple of glasses of wine, I have come up with the following questions about Hollywood's hottest new couple.
1. How did he afford the ring? Apparently, he didn't. Word on the street (okay, a message board that I can't remember right now) is that the ring is only on LOAN from celebrity jeweler Neil Lane.
2. Do people REALLY think that getting married after just two weeks or two months or two dinners at Koi is a good idea?
3. How do his exes feel about this matchup? Forget Ste-phan and Jason as the pimps of Laguna-- Talan is a more skilled pick up artist than either. Talan has hooked up with Kristin, LC, Taylor, and LiLo.
4. Speaking of those exes, will the hot new novelty t-shirt at Kitson be "I f**ked Talan too"?
5. Are Kim and LiLo still friends? Or are they such good friends that they subscribe to the belief that "friends share"?
6. Am I the only one who finds all of this incestuous behavior a little weird? Forget just the "Laguna bubble", which is similar to the romantic entanglements of any high school or college. This love affair is the overlapping area in the Venn Diagram of "Hot Young Hollywood" (as defined by Us), reality TV, MTV, and Laguna.
Forget "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon"...Six Degrees of LB is the hot new party game that's sweeping the nation. Just you watch, hot stuffs.
posted by Cail @ 7:17 AM
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