The LB Daily

K-Tal...Again

"I've never been so happy," she gushed to moi, as she brandished the huge bauble. "It's so big, you know?" Yes, dear. Mazel tovs are in order, but before we go picking out a maid-of-honor gown for Paris, let's discuss a couple of little things: The suck-ups at People claim this duo's been rockin' it for two months. But I, however, cannot tell a lie.

Kimberly's been boppin' Talan for two weeks...if that. Like, less than a month ago I eyewitnessed that blond babe riding some random dude's lap at the Roosevelt. And she licked up Ryan Cabrera at Mood almost yesterday, I do dishy declare! Now, I'm not one to judge (did my schnoz just grow nine inches?), I think all young thangs should date.

But why say it's been two months? Here's my theory. We all know Paris was riding shotgun to Stavi's drunken drivin'. What a scene it was, right? But didja know that Kimmers was in the backseat with Talan? I mean, I guess I knew, but did I care? Did anyone?

Here's what I think. Kim-doll and Talan put their trust-fundlicious heads together. They were sick of livin' the backseat life. Like, who can stand to be in Paris' shadow all the time? Two nobodies in the backseat of a somebody's Bentley are not exactly newsworthy. But two nobodies + a big fat rock = (perhaps) holy headlines!

I give 'em two months till they call it off. And I've only got one question. A couple months back, I asked Stewart if she thought that Paris should give Boy Paris that now infamous engagement rock back, and she responded, "She'll do the right thing. She's a lady."Do ya think Kim will live by her own words? Can't wait to find out.

posted by Cail @ 10:00 AM