Overserved and Underage?
LA.com had a hot item about
LC's friend
Heidi Montag (Who, by the way, is somewhat un-Google-able)...Anyone have any info on her? Share the wealth! Here's what LA.Com has to say...
"Underage ShenanigansCast members on MTV's reality show "
Laguna Beach" have used the show as a stepping stone to launch careers most would kill for. Lauren Conrad (AKA LC) scored herself a
job at Vogue,
Kristin Cavallari stars in UPN's "
Get the Party Started" and
Talan Torriero seems to have become Kimberly Stewart's
fulltime man whore. Even
Heidi Montag, who dreamed of becoming a stage actress, now gets a paycheck from
LA nightclub promoter Brent Bolthouse. Never mind that she's not old enough to enter his venues legally. Her job now guarantees that she and her coterie of friends get into the best clubs, including
Lobby Supper Club where they rang in the New Year. MTV's cameras for the "Laguna Beach" spin-off show "
The Hills" have been following the cast's adventures in LA. But we wonder if the program will air Montag's pals getting drunk on NYE. A clubster at the Lobby told us he saw the reality stars drinking alcohol before
LC had a big blowout with her boyfriend Jason Wahler and stormed out.
"Fights between LC and Jason? Underage drinking? Blatant vapidity? Let The Hills countdown begin!
Ringing In The 2K6 With Unfortunate Fashion Choices
Looks like the Laguna kids are doing their best to start 2006 off the way they ended 2005...on the worst dressed lists.
Here's a picture of
Kristin wearing a really cute shirt. Oh-- wait...what? Ohhhh, I get it. Apparently, the kids these days are wearing dresses so short they're easily confused with shirts. Clearly,
K-Cav is on top of (but barely covered by) the trend:
Kristin's former lovahhh,
Talan, also makes unfortunate fashion choices. Hmmm...Maybe in addition to long walks on the beach, awkward conversation and shrimp cocktails, K-Cav and our favorite
Karmic scholar shared "how not to dress" tips...
The Fug Girls offered the following observation:
"Talan, Talan, Talan, Talan, Talan. You really do seem like a nice kid. And I am very glad you realized that marrying Kimberly Stewart after knowing her for two weeks was probably not the smartest decision you ever made in your young life.
Unfortunately, neither was this jacket.
I get where you're going with it, I do. But it's a little...Allegedly Sexually Threatening European Tennis Pro In An 80s Teen Movie, don't you think? I feel like it calls for some very short, tight white shorts, copiuous chest hair, and a mustache. None of which you have. And thank God, really. And since you don't appear to be planning on getting a job at the club in order to leer at nubile yet surprisingly-flabby-in-retrospect teens sporting crimped hair, terry cloth headbands and high-waisted pants, let's leave this jacket out of the equation, too, shall we?
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