Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Suddenly Single

Now, I do NOT want this blog to become all about Kristin, but today's gossip columns sure are pointing me in that direction. Looks like the hits just keep on comin' for K-Cav. According to Ted Casablancas' trusty sidekick, Caroline Kepnes, Kristin and Brody are, like, totally dunzo. He's even taken her off of his MySpace! Check the article here and below.

Laguna Matata
Laguna Beach bee-yotch Kristen Cavallari and her accessory boyfriend, Brody
Jenner. On? Off? On pause?
It is off...I think. See, K.C. showed up at Cosmo's awards shindig Nick Lachey style (as in, alone). Plus, our clubgoing friends have seen B.J. out on the town lately, expressing, um, "interest" in many foxy babes.
This (maybe) bust-up is hardly a surprise. I mean, things are very much
going Cavallari's way. She snagged a movie with Al Pacino, a hosting gig on Get
This Party Started, a guest spot on Veronica Mars and semi-important-people
status that helps her get into bashes. You go, K.C. Those 15 minutes are, like,
so turning into 16. (Talan Torriero, if I were you I would suck it up and call
Kristen for advice.)
But never mind my theories. The real proof is available for public inspection at MySpace.com. Kristen is, like, no longer on Brody's
friend list!
Go check it out--if you dare and can tolerate neon colors and splashy graphics. I can't help it. I prefer Friendster. You?

Talk To K-Cav For A Cause

Now that Kristin's gotten some diction lessons for her ill-fated TV hosting career, she's putting her new skills to good use. Check out this article from the NY Daily News-- meow!:

10 MINUTES GONE FOREVER: Reality show star Kristin
Cavalleri — a vindictive, cunning party girl on MTV's "Laguna Beach" —
is trying to soften her catty image. What better way than to get involved with a
charity. The 19-year-old Cavalleri is among the celebs who, starting today on
eBay, are offering themselves to the highest bidder for 10 minutes of
conversation to benefit the Art of Elysium, which encourages artists to work
with underprivileged kids in hospitals. "I heard about the auction and really
wanted to be involved," Cavalleri told Lowdown about joining
Brooke
Shields, Penelope Cruz, Rachel Bilson
and Maria Bello
in the cause. But it might not be the world's most fascinating chat: After
dishing about boys and drug use to Teen People and other mags recently,
Cavalleri is biting her tongue. "I don't talk about my relationships," she
insisted.
As for her admitted cocaine use, "I just really don't want to go
there. I don't want to be associated with that."
And a publicist listening in on
the interview abruptly ended it: "I just don't like the way this conversation is
going."

So...Who's bidding with me?

My Get This Party Started Review

PHEW, y'all! Forget working hard at my new job-- I've been busy writing an opus on Kristin's magnificent new show on the UPN, "Get This Party Started". I've done research on how the show will affect Kristin's career in the long range, done pretty much a dissertation on the production values, wardrobe choices, meaningful community service...I'm SO glad that the show is going to be on our screens for the long haul, because otherwise I'd look pretty ridiculous.

Wait...What? It was CANCELLED? After just two airings? And she dropped out of that Al Pacino movie to do the show? Wow.

Kidding, y'all-- well, about my long review of the show. But not about the fact that it's been cancelled. Check the news out here. Think she's rethinking her decision not to appear on season three of LB?